Mock GM's needed for our NFL Mock Draft

jmsmith1

New Member
Hey give me the Patriots!!!

Done a mock GM draft the past three years in a row and glad to be aboard if you'll let me!
 

Sgt John

Sith Lord of T&A
Click the link in the first post of this thread. Its just a basic mock draft. I think we will do a more in depth one at the end of March.
 
make sure you guys are posting your claims in the main thread as well
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
 
Chuck Norris is the reason for the seasons.

Chuck Norris in the Fall
Chuck Norris in the Winter
Chuck Norris in the Spring
Chuck Norris in the Summer

Don't matter what season. Chuck Norris was born on the Sun.
Chuck Norris' shadow accounts for the seasons.

If you say, "Chuck Norris" he will kick
If you say, "Chuck Norris" he will punch

Chuck Norris will Round-House-Sidekick-Over-the-Mouse, Check-in-With-Your-Spouse.

Vote yes on Prop 34 -"No More Chuck When I Smoke Weed".

Paranoia never felt so good.

Let's kick Chuck Norris...Out
 
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