JaMarcus Russell was released by the Raiders

Jamarcus: I can flip a burger 60 yards into the air from my knees and then catch it in my mouth!
BK: SWEET! Here's 15 million bucks!
 
Jamarcus: I can flip a burger 60 yards into the air from my knees and then catch it in my mouth!
BK: SWEET! Here's 15 million bucks!


BK hands Jamarcus a spatula...

Jamarcus: What's this?...and what are all these griddles for?
 
Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Special orders
Don't upset us
All that we ask, is that you let us
Serve it your way
Have it your way at Burger King...
 
What a wasted pick, I cannot understand how anyone actually thought that clown was going to be successful in the NFL.....
 
Its about time the Raiders take the upcoming season seriously. His next gig will be playing the mall santa this christmas.
 
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