A girl at a party notices an attractive man standing alone.
She walks over to him and indroduces herself: "Hi, my name is Carmen"
Him: "Carmen? What a beutiful name. Is that a family name?"
Her: "No, I gave it to myself. It's the things that I like most in the world ... cars and men." "so what's your name?"
Him: "B.J. Titsngolf"