Why are YOU getting a lump of coal??

[2minutedrill]

Mostly because of my thoughtfulness (lack of). Just got back from the local drug store, 12:30 pm christmas eve, shopping for wife's xmas gifts. Pretty lame I know, but its the thought that counts, right? She was pretty much done all her shopping by the first of December. Not fair at all! Anyway, she's getting a cool comb, some awfully sweet socks and one of those things you flip pancakes with.
BTW- don't feel too sorry for her, she made me promise to take her see "Les Miserables" tomorrow as a gift. Well maybe I can get a nap in while there.

 

[2minutedrill]

Oh yeah - forgot.

Merry Christmas and Happy new year to you all!!

 

[Arctic Dawgs]

I changed the locks and through my wife out on Dec 14th. 4 days before her birthday. This has to rank up there for tops ever

 

[2minutedrill]

That sounds painful. Hope all is getting better for you.

 

[The Bandon Boy]

And to think she got you a new lense for your camera.

 

[cctekguy]

Well I won't get a lump of coal.

Even a lump of coal requires someone to put it there so I will get neither "lump of coal" nor "Gold Watch". My stocking will be empty. Nothing bad, Nothing good. Just empty.

 

[2minutedrill]

Been there done that with wife 1 and 2. Number 3 is LETTING me hang around a little longer.

 

[derringer007]

Doesn't coal turn into a diamond eventually ?? LOL