Twas the hour before football
and all thru the land
Fantasy players are thinking
I'm a real bad man
We've studied our rosters
and coached up our jocks
Should have grabbed Vereen
To catch all those rocks
The time passes slowly
and patiently we wait
Another victory is ours
When they open that gate
Now 20 minutes more
and a cold beer in hand
Brats on the grill
Yes victory is grand
and all thru the land
Fantasy players are thinking
I'm a real bad man
We've studied our rosters
and coached up our jocks
Should have grabbed Vereen
To catch all those rocks
The time passes slowly
and patiently we wait
Another victory is ours
When they open that gate
Now 20 minutes more
and a cold beer in hand
Brats on the grill
Yes victory is grand